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My 3 best friends
I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND THIS
penny, please escort him to the door.
Whoa, we can do without the name-calling, thank you very much, used napkin
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if you are cute and pay attention to me i will probably fall in love with you within 15 minutes
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And I say HEY! (HEY!)
What a wonderful kind of day
If you can learn to work and play
And getalong with
each other
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i can’t wait until im older and have someone who loves me and i get to cuddle and kiss them everyday and fall asleep in their arms every night and wake up in the morning and see their face and know i’m loved unconditionally by someone and be happy with my life for once
you know you’ve been on tumblr too long when you expect this to end with something satanic and bloodthirsty
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